Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.