Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.