What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.