What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.