What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.