Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Big Bad Wolf Jokes More Big Bad Wolf Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in?

Hufflepuff

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.