Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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He was invited to thunday math.

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Because they are insects.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.