Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

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What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.