Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.