Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.