Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.