Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.