Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.