Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !