Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

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Why does an ethiopian baby cry?

He's having a midlife crisis.

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He was having a mid-life crisis.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'