Mid Life Crisis Jokes

Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis

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Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia?

The mid-life crisis.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying?

Because he was having his mid-life crisis.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

7th Jokes More 7th Jokes

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!