He was having his mid life crisis!
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Because he was having his mid-life crisis.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
By putting flowers on its grave.
He was having a mid life crisis.
He was going through mid life crisis.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
Laying mantises.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.
Unbereavable.
A get wellephant !
He's on route.
He was a chronic math-debater
Then I frown & order the soup.