What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.