What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.