Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Who wants to be a Millionaire?

on Zimbabwean TV.

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

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What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.