What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

Why did Ginger go to the psych ward?

Ginger snaps