Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
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Because he's always standing by The Edge.
Because he's close to The Edge
Because he was too close to The Edge.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
A precipuss.
So it would push back.
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He wanted to test out his new air brakes.
It takes the edge off it
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Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Ebowla.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Lucky
Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
The knife has a point.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
He got kilt.
To find out the latest on gum control legislation.
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Pull the pin and throw it back
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
The purr-rimiter.
Claude
