What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

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What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.