What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.