What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.