What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

cause they're ugly and they stink.

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Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.