Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.