Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Why is blackmail called blackmail?

Because it isn't fair.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.