Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.