Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

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He didn't sight sources.

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That he needed to address the situation

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.