What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.