What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!