What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.