What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.