What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.