Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.