Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.