How do single people honor valentine's day?

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.