What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

What do you call an earl grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.