What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz