What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!