Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.