What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........