Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.
Your mom.
From the looks of it, your dad won
He wanted to make some doe!
She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.
Dill dough.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
