Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Dill Dough Jokes More Dill Dough Jokes

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

Whatcha Jokes More Whatcha Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

Dill Bread Jokes More Dill Bread Jokes

How do you make dill bread?

Dill dough.

What is dill bread made from?

Dill dough.