What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.