What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum