What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...