What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.