What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.