What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.