You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Nostrildamus
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
Sprint.
He was losing packets.