Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.