Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano