What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.