What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.