What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.