What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing