Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.