Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.