Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking