Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.