What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.