What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.