What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Riddler Jokes More Riddler Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.