What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs?

They can't even

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Riddler Jokes More Riddler Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.