What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

How do boats apologise?

S ry!