What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How do you sink the Polish navy?

Put it in water

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim