What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)