What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what