What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.