What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!