What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.