How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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Because they never listen.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.