Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.