Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!