Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!