Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Month Ago Jokes More Month Ago Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Education Jokes More Education Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Young Girl Jokes More Young Girl Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.