Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Why do fencers love Reddit?

Because of all the *ripostes*

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.