Because he was outstanding in his field!
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They hate plaque buildup.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
A little plaque.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
Atrophy.
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The No-Bell prize.
Ph.P.
The No-Bell prize!
The nobel prize.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A brazillion!
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Because he is outstanding in his field.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.
They Leave a Trail of Tears
Because his home was a maze thing.
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Because of all the *ripostes*
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Because their stalks are always growing.
because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.