Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Beta Jokes More Beta Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Intend Jokes More Intend Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.