Because he was outstanding in his field!
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They hate plaque buildup.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
A little plaque.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
Atrophy.
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The No-Bell prize.
Ph.P.
The No-Bell prize!
The nobel prize.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
They don't play the beta.
Coma-toast.
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
Because he was out standing in his field.
Madame
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A field of corn.
Plow Me!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Wow, such empty
None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
Using saxitoxin.