Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes More Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

Nominate Jokes More Nominate Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Little Plaque Jokes More Little Plaque Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.