How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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X Jokes More X Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."